you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
