You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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