Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm really busy with my period
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