So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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