i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
sarcasm needs its own font
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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