i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
