Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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