She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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