But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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