you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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