you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i think my cat just said my name.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
