so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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