I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
