I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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