Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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