yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
there is glitter all over my balls
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