He is an equal opportunity slut.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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