Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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