stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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