Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
