i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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