We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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