I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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