idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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