i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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