I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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