Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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