come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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