Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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