summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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