3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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