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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think your dad took our porno
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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