i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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