he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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