Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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