What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Drake has all the answers
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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