About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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