i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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