Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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