We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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