I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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