operation have a gay friend backfired
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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