we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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