U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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