he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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