i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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