How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
