i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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