Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and she was petting her beer can
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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