just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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