so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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