Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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