Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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