I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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