apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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